Thursday, November 27, 2008

The Ridiculously Large Society

We live in a ridiculously large society. Everything we want and need are ridiculously large and comes in ridiculously large amounts. You wake up, drink coffee from a ridiculously large cup, dress from a ridiculously large wardrobe, drive to work in a ridiculously large car to a ridiculously, hoping to get a ridiculously large paycheck. When in reality, you're just one person out of a ridiculously large amount of other workers, cleaning the shit of people who are making ridiculously large sums of money. You drive to your ridiculously large house in your ridiculously large car, greet your ridiculously large children and your wife with her ridiculously large breasts and ridiculously large jewelry. Because you have to have ridiculously large breasts to be attractive, right? You all eat your ridiculously large meals in front of your ridiculously large telly, watching all those advertisements that tell you to spend a ridiculously amount of money that you don't actually have on a ridiculously amount of shit that you don't actually need. All the while, you drive up ridiculously large debts until men in dark suits, odd haircuts, and menacing watches come and take all the ridiculously large stuff you ever had. Yes, including your "attractive" wife with her ridiculously large breasts.